Ban the person above you

[Iamsix]

You know this HAD to come back.....

[Steve-o]

Banned for makin' fun of me on a previous thread !!!! :twisted:

[JiveTurkey]

I've never played this one, so, let's see if I get it right.



Banned for thinking school is more important than a community trip to area 51

:machinegun: :spiderman:

[Tetsujin]

Six, do you have any idea what you have unleashed!!!!!!


Oh, by the way, Jasn your banned for pissing in some CEO's cornflakes! :twisted:

[Iamsix]

Yes...Yes I do......I am fully aware of the beast that has been unleased

And you sir are banned for not understanding that the CEO should have not reacted so harshly with a knee jerk reaction.

[Tetsujin]

:jedi: Banned because I never see you around any more!

[JiveTurkey]

Banned because you are trying to steal my Jedi mojo! (Not to be confused with our Ancient Civilizations guru)




Piss flavored cornflakes, their not just for mirthful monkey's anymore...

ba da da


:P


Jasn

[Tetsujin]

Banned for making me have to switch mojos from :jedi: to 1770's french :behead:

[Steve-o]

Banned for usin' smileys !!!!!!

[JiveTurkey]

Banned for being the original half of the Morales brothers!!!

[Steve-o]

Banned for bein' my Big Brother !!!!!! ( We need a f'n ban smiley !!! )

[Iamsix]

banned sir becasue you are still wearing the evil jammies...time to change..now be a big boy and run along....lol

[Steve-o]

Banned for always havin' some funny stuff to say !!!!!!!!!!

[Tetsujin]

Banned for not running along an playing!!!! :spiderman:

[JiveTurkey]

Banned for bein' my Big Brother !!!!!! ( We need a f'n ban smiley !!! )

Your wish is my command

:ban: :banhim:



Now, on to the subject at hand.


Banned for being a bit TOO great!!



:hail:



Jasn

[Steve-o]

Banned for doin' your job !!!!!!!! :banhim:

[Iamsix]

Banned for thinking that he wouldnt do his job...geeezzz...Gottta give him some cred ya know

[Tetsujin]

For this banning I will use one of my classic bans from thAt oTher Site. Banned for STILL not bowing to the for of doom! :hail:

[Iamsix]

I am not sure why I should bow to the for...

Banned for thinking I would be sooo weak minded to bow to the for

[Steve-o]

Banned for bein' related to 666 :twisted:

[Iamsix]

You need to clean the lenses on yo super hero mask. Only one six here... not 666....lol....

Banned sir for being 6 happy...Is that six envy?????

[Tetsujin]

Banned for insulting the fork of doom! Better yet Banned for talking down to a super hero!!!

[JiveTurkey]

Banned for being pacific islander!!


Wait?

Huh?

[Tetsujin]

Banned for...um...not being a Pacific Islander

[Iamsix]

Banned because you live in N Dakota and not on a Pacific island

[Tetsujin]

Banned for not playing along! :evil:

[Iamsix]

Banned for assuming that I was not playing along....geezzz

[Tetsujin]

Banned for being a burnt peice of spam! Thats right I went there!

[DarthUnderWear]

banned for your choice in underwear

[Steve-o]

Banned for talkin' about underwear all the darn time !!!!!!!! :P

[Tetsujin]

Banned for not understanding his special needs!

[Iamsix]

Banned for poking fun at the special needs of a person

[Tetsujin]

Banned for not being an evil bastard! We gave you the rules when you joined the Fraternal Order of Evil Bastards and see, you go and break the rules....

[Iamsix]

Banned for not ever sending me the application to th FOEB.....are there monthly meetings?....Dues????

[Bitchkoma]

Banned for the heck of it. Whatever man. Collateral damage happens.

[Steve-o]

Banned for bein' bitchy all the time !!!! :twisted: :lol: ( just kiddin' )

[Iamsix]

Banned for having no balls...You cant say I was kidding after you ban a man...You just wade in and ban him..... no remorse....no prisoners...no mercy...I know you have got it in ya......dig deep...dig deeeeeepppp.....lol

[Steve-o]

Hahahaha..... fuck you Six !!!!! :twisted: lol
Banned for bannin' an Admin. !!!!!!!! :hail:

[Firestar]

Banned for overuse of emoticons...site admin..or not.

[Steve-o]

Banned for havin' a sexy avatar !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

[Tetsujin]

Banned for hitting on the long missing Fire Star!....Silly man...

[JiveTurkey]

banned for fork fetishes

[Yo Mama]

Banned for not being a good little sheeple.


Baaaaaa

[Iamsix]

You , My dear, are banned for taking so long to get here...There are NO excuses accepted...lol

[Firestar]

SIX, Banned for being a hot Fireman...
Where is my calender by the way?

[Iamsix]

Ok then...Banned for being a HOT goth girl.....No calander for you...just the real deal....lmao

[Yo Mama]

Banned for holding me responsible for issues outside my control. :cry:

[Iamsix]

Banned for assuming that those issues WERE outside youe control...You know I love ya.... :cheers:

[Yo Mama]

Banned for not understanding that "those guys" blocked my IP.

I can get in with my daughter's computer, but I chose not to make a new account and then have to post 20 times before I could send PMs.

I always played by their rules when I was there, and I'm going to stand on principle and still play by them. They don't want a banned member joining back up. Somehow I think they'd figure out it was me pretty damn quick and then my daughter's computer would be blocked too.

Anyway, you're just banned. Ban ban ban ban ban.

[Firestar]

Banned for making me crave spaghetti!

[Yo Mama]

Banned for wanting to eat the one true god! :lol:

(though I hear he likes it)

[Firestar]

Banned for making me ROFLMAO!!!!

[Iamsix]

I have not been in this position in awhile....Behind Fir.........uhmmmmm....ehhhhh..never mind...Banned Just banned

[Steve-o]

Hey Hey Hey !!!!!! Stop it with all these sexual references !!!!! :evil:
Banned for bein' a dirty mind'd fireman !!!!!!

:behead:

[Firestar]

Banned for not letting us have fun!
The Fireman knows Firestars fav. :oops:

[Tetsujin]

Banned for blushing in the presence of the Lord of the Fork!

[Firestar]

Banned for making me wait 2 hours for you to be online this morning!!!
Missed you...

[Tetsujin]

Banned for being away so long! You got me outta my morning routine!

[Firestar]

Aw I'm sowwy.....
Banned for making me cry... :cry:

[Tetsujin]

Banned because CRYING IS NOT ALLOWED ON AMKON...wait yes it is...banned for....being awsome!

[Iamsix]

Banned because you made FS cry...you mean mean man

[Tetsujin]

Bitch please! You sir are banned for not being a pimp! *que Kat williams quote*

[Iamsix]

Bitch!!??? Bitch!!?? I got yo BITCH right here....Banned for thinking you could even be a pimp...pffffttt... a pimp in ND...HA what ever!!!

[Tetsujin]

Now boy, don't go ruffling pimp feathers when you ought not be! *grabs pimp cane* Banned for not re-cog-nizin the open pimpin market of a state filled with lonley farmers!

[Yo Mama]

Banned for having a pimp cane. That be Dolemite's territory.

[Iamsix]

Banned because your pimp'n sheep to lonley farmers...Thats disgusting

[Yo Mama]

Banned because I don't know what the hell you're talking about! :lol:

[Iamsix]

Banned because you ruined my ban on Corey

[Yo Mama]

Banned for pouting!

[Steve-o]

Banned for being a good friend to others !!!!!! :twisted: :lol:

[Yo Mama]

Banned for making me self-conscious! :lol:

[Tetsujin]

Banned for being that way! Just get over it! :P

[Yo Mama]

Banned for telling me what to do!

Nobody tells me what to do anymore! :D

[Tetsujin]

Banned for not taking orders from a freak who worships a fork...now my self esteem has gone out the window! :evil:

[Yo Mama]

Banned for using a devil smiley. Fork you, too. :lol:

[Firestar]

Banned for Making me ROFLCOPTERS!!!!

[Steve-o]

Banned for bein' a sexy Momma !!!!!! :lol: :twisted:

[Firestar]

Banned for being too sweet for words. :oops:

[Steve-o]

Banned for being a good friend !!!! :twisted:

[Tetsujin]

Banned for making me sick with all the words of happy!

[Yo Mama]

Banned for absolutely no logical reason whatsoever.

[Tetsujin]

Banned for having a way cooler cat then I ! :twisted:

[Yo Mama]

Banned because I have to be in court this morning for the umpteenth time and it's put me in a rotten mood!

[Tetsujin]

Banned for making the Lord of the Fork feel like somewhere in this world he has done something very very bad!

[Steve-o]

Banned for being Lord of the Fork !!!! :cry:

[Yo Mama]

Banned for being anti-fork! :lol:

[Tetsujin]

Banned for banning on my behalf! No one does that and goes un banned! :evil:

[Firestar]

Banned for not discovering the fabulous multi-usefullness of the SPORK!!!
Meh, stOopid I know. :roll:

[Yo Mama]

Banned for dissing yourself.

Stop it. :lol:

[Steve-o]

Banned for bannin' Firestar !!!!!! :lol: :twisted:

[Iamsix]

Banned because its time for a new pair of jammies

[Firestar]

Banned because its time for a new pair of jammies

WHA?

Banned for wearing jammies! HAHAHA! :lol:

[Steve-o]

Banned for backin' me up !!!!! :P

[Yo Mama]

Banned because I banned you and you're back. Stop it. :lol:

[Tetsujin]

Banned for being the coolest athiest I know!

I need to stop banning with compliments....

[Yo Mama]

How can I ban someone for saying I'm a cool atheist? LMAO

Banned for not calling me militant, I guess.

[Tetsujin]

Banned because im a Christian and I think thats a hate ban....jk ^.^ Banned for banning me for not insulting you!

[Steve-o]

Banned for being the post above me !!!!!
I'm an F'n Admin. !!!!!!!! No one is higer than me !!!!! :lol:

[Iamsix]

Banned for not having the balls to say FUCKIN.....Damnit man.... Wassa matter?? You jammies to tight??....LAMO

[Steve-o]

Hahaha..... banned for bein' soooooo fuckin' funny !!!!!! :lol: :twisted:

[Iamsix]

Banned because you have a good sense of humor and take alot of shit with a smile.....and plus your a good guy too.....damnit getting sappy now

[Yo Mama]

Banned for sappniess extremis.

[Tetsujin]

Banned for I will it so! :hail:

[Steve-o]

Ban'd for being an Avenger !!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

[Tetsujin]

Im banned because of whaa?! Damn your right! Banned for not allowing me legal consult before I signed that contract!

[Firestar]

Banned for having the nerve to think you deserve a lawyer... :lol:

[Tetsujin]

Banned for snickering at my plight!

[the titan]

Banned for not being here when i finally can log-in! And for not linking me to this site!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tetsujin]

Yes! I'm the first to ban your sorry ass! Banned for expecting a stoner to remember to do something!

[the titan]

Banned for being a stoner and not remembering anything!

[Tetsujin]

Banned for sticking your toung out at me!!!!

[the titan]

Banned because you can't hold stuff on other sites against me!

[Tetsujin]

Banned for thinking that, thats just silly!

[Yo Mama]

Banned for acting like thought police. Tsk. :D

[the titan]

:ban:

I really have no reason to ban you, just felt like it.

[Yo Mama]

Banned for taking so long to get here.

(But I'm glad you finally made it!)

[mojo]

Banned for wanting to change your user name.

[Yo Mama]

Banned for not letting me be free to change identity at will!

[mojo]

Banned for using "free" and "will" in the same sentence.

[Firestar]

Banned for being such a sweet little Monkey.
Happy Valentines Day!
Oh yes..and Double banned for having more points than me...GRRR....

[Yo Mama]

Gah, banned for mentioning VD Day.

[the titan]

Banned for NOT mentioning it! That and being up a shit creek

[Yo Mama]

Banned for being contrary. I get enough of that from my nearly-two-year-old. :lol:

[the titan]

Banned for comparing me to your two year old!

He is waaaaay better than that!

[Yo Mama]

Banned because my cat just snapped me with an elastic cat toy and I'm going to have a hell of a bruise tomorrow.

[the titan]

Banned for making me laugh when I am in a pissed off mood!

[Yo Mama]

Banned for being pissy. And only having double digit posts so far. :lol:

[the titan]

Banned because if I was let on about this site earlier, I would have more!

[Iamsix]

Banned for trying hard enough...You should have more

[Tetsujin]

Banned for slack assning in the banning department!

[Yo Mama]

Banned for typo! What is "assning"? :lol:

[Tetsujin]

Assning is the art of slack assing! Banned for not being with man!

[Alessandra]

and you, my friend, banned for not feeding me.

[Tetsujin]

Banned for thinking I was going to feed you, I am the Lord of the Fork, not the majic food dude!

[Alessandra]

banned for not being the magic food dude. If you've got a fork, you gotta have food, FFS!

[Tetsujin]

Banned because thats not my department!

[Yo Mama]

Banned for passing the buck.

[Tetsujin]

Banned for making me a sad panda! :(

[Yo Mama]

Banned for making up euphemisms.

[Tetsujin]

Banned for smelling like the east door at the Kennedy Space Center!

[Yo Mama]

Banned for WTF moment!

[Tetsujin]

Banned for taking a WTF moment during regular posting hours!

[Yo Mama]

Banned for not excusing my old ladyness!

[Tetsujin]

Banned for thinking age would matter as a poster in the banned thread!

[Bitchkoma]

I don't normally do this, but Corey, you're banned because I'm bored.

[Tetsujin]

Banned for being a bored spoon loveing, boob grabing, pot smoking, fish eating bastard! :lol:

[Bitchkoma]

That's true. I like spooning and grabbing boobs. You're banned for exposing me!

[Tetsujin]

Banned for (insert random reason here)!

[Yo Mama]

Oh, you are so banned for not having a good reason to ban!

[Tetsujin]

Your banned just for the hell of it, becuse you do not always need a reason to ban!

[Yo Mama]

Banned for being an arbitrary banner. Shame.

[Tetsujin]

Banned for not heeding my last one!

[Iamsix]

Banned because I have not banned you in a good while and you need a good banning

[Tetsujin]

Banned for taking you sweet time to ban me!

[Iamsix]

Banned for not understanding that you cant rush greatness

[Yo Mama]

Banned for being AWOL so long. Stop it. :lol:

[Iamsix]

Are you saying you missed me?? Ahhhhhhh..I..I...I feel all warm and fuzzy now...sniff sniff. BTW BANNED!!!...lol

[Yo Mama]

*Sob* Banned for not appreciating that you were missed.

Ungrateful bastard. :P

[mojo]

Banned for being a super member. Grrrrr.

:D

[gunner]

banned for punishing someone for being a contributing member of this forum. :lol:

[mojo]

banned for having the same star sign as me. :)

[gunner]

Banned for making me feel so... :cry: .... special for remembering that.

[Yo Mama]

Banned for using a sad smiley in such a "happy" thread. :lol:

[gunner]

Banned for critiquing my well placed smiley, I mean saddy :lol:

Now to home I go, to spend my evening with a child that is currently starting the "terrible two's"

[Yo Mama]

Banned for not saying thank you ma'am, may I have another.

My boy started the terrible twos about two months ago, and he isn't two until next week. Wow. That's all I can say. Just, wow. :shock:

[gunner]

banned for bringing up its it bars when I was so excited to have my salame and horse radish.

[Yo Mama]

Banned for not appreciating my evil sense of humor.


Muahahahahahaha

[Tetsujin]

Banned because evil is the new good and good is the new evil and you m'am are the old evil...I think....

[vckums]

Banned cause he likes forks!

[Tetsujin]

Banned for being a squirrel loving closet hippie!

[Yo Mama]

You are just banned! Period! No explanation will be forthcoming -- clean out your inbox and GTF out of here! :lol:

[Iamsix]

Banned because I am the only one here allowed to ban Corey in such a manner. Geeeezzzz. LMAO

[Yo Mama]

Banned for not giving the Postess with the Mostess enough respect.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T beyotch! :lol:

[Iamsix]

Banned because respect is earned not demanded....Already thinking you da Queen.

[Yo Mama]

THINKING I da queen?!? I AM da queen! Puny mortal. :lol:

Banned for being a puny mortal who doesn't play with us very much anymore. :cry:

[Iamsix]

Puny mortal eh??? Banned for not reading the above stated explanation for my absence.

[Yo Mama]

Banned for lame excuses. You don't really need to sleep, do you? :wink:

[Iamsix]

Banned for thinking that any part of my time is spent sleeping. I would like some sleep. But done get any.

[Steve-o]

Banned for not bein' a good amigo !!!!! :P

[VampQueen]

Banned because I haven't banned you in a looong time.

[mojo]

banned coz your avvy makes me feel all funny like.

[Yo Mama]

Banned for feeling funny without me!

[mojo]

banned for not being here when i was feeling funny so that you
wouldnt feel inclined to ban me for feeling funny when you weren't
here.

[vckums]

Banned for being fully clothed while feeling funny.

[Tetsujin]

Banned for my Thetans tell me so...or something like that crap...

[Steve-o]

Banned for havin' that cool ass avatar for soooo long :lol: .

[Yo Mama]

Just. Banned. :lol:

[gunner]

Banned, for thinking your are sooo cool that you can just ban people without an explanation. That may happen on other forums but not here young lady. :lol:

[vckums]

Banned for not buying It's It's.

[gunner]

Banned for bringing up its it AGAIN!!!

I bought some damn eddys, or dreyers depending on what side of the mississippi you live on, girl scout somoa cookie ice cream. After our little discussion of its it bars I had to have some ice cream, it was pretty good, but not as good as its it bars . Ok now I go to cry a little.

[vckums]

Banned for complaining!


Seriously was S&H expensive cause it's overnighted? I'll mail some out if ya stop crying LOL

[gunner]

Banned for expecting me not to complain after you took such a huge withdrawl out of my emotional bank account. That cut me deep, and it.... it hurt.


Yeah the shipping was like sixty something bucks, I like its its, but not that much. I appreciate the offer, however my dad is going to california next month, and I am going to have him pack some up in dry ice and ship em back to me. If he doesnt, I will have to destroy him.

[Steve-o]

Banned for not bein' a "good member" on Amkon :twisted:

[gunner]

banned for hurting my feelings.

Why am I not a "good member"? Should I leave? Are you really spider man?

[Steve-o]

Hahahahaha....... you're fuckin' funny bro :D ....... I changed my mind :) . But I've still gotta ban ya :twisted: .

( I'm spiderman ..... well ....... only in my mind :cry: )

[gunner]

Banned for not acting out being spider man.

Sorry, but you gotta live out your dreams, it might take a little to shoot the webs out of your wrists, might wanna stay low at first, but you will get.

Hopefully this ban will get you thinking and light a fire under your ass to be spider man.

[VampQueen]

Banned because Steve-o already is Spiderman. Believe me, I KNOW. :P

[Steve-o]

Banned for being soo darn sexy :D :lol: ( I Loooooove you and your Vampie ;) )

[gunner]

Banned!!! I dont know why yet, but when I think of a reason, ooh you better look out. Its gonna be bad.

[Steve-o]

Mwhahahaha !!!! :twisted: I'm one of the "founders " of Amkon ... so ya better watch out ..... might ban your ass !!!! :P :twisted:

[gunner]

Banned cause I have always wanted to ban a "founder", of a forum. :lol: ah that felt good.

Plus you never said if I was actually banned or not, you said you might ban me? Confused. Ooh I think I got it, if I mess with you then you will ban my ass, not the funny amkon game way, but see ya later ass hole kind of way? :lol: I will be nice.

[Steve-o]

Hahahaha ..... Ok ...OK ...... I won't "ban" you ...... but I'll do it just for the hell of it :lol: . I Ban Gunner36 for bein' a cool member of Amkon . :D :twisted:

( For some reason I just don't have it in me to ban a fellow member ..... maybe I should ask Jasn for some "assistance" :evil: )

[vckums]

Banned for having to ask Jasn to help ban Gunner LOL Damn say that fast!

[Steve-o]

Banned for banning one of the "head guys " of Amkon :P

( I'm too much of a pussy to just ban people that I know :( ......)

[gunner]

banned for giving vckums a reason for banning her. You dont need a reason dude you are one of the founders, duh :lol:

You shouldnt just go around willy nilly banning people, doesnt make you a pussy, just a decent human being, plus super heros dont do that sort of thing.

[Tetsujin]

Banned! For for Dr. Maryjayn said it would be best if I did so, and shes usualy right about these things

[Steve-o]

Banned for still havin' that cool ass avatar !!!!! :twisted:

[vckums]

Banned cause he made me hungry

[Tetsujin]

Banned for letting the nice bans go on for far to long

[VampQueen]

Banned for never using a knife or spoon, just forks! :roll:

[Steve-o]

Banned for not answerin' the phone when I try to call ya !!!! :twisted: :P :lol:

[vckums]

Banned for talking like that to VampQueen LOL

[Steve-o]

Hahaha ... banned for banning me !!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :twisted:

[Tetsujin]

I ban you because your lady freind banned me and I feel like taking it out on you Mr. spidey pants! :evil:

[VampQueen]

And I'm gonna ban you again Mr. Fork! :twisted: :lol:

[Steve-o]

Ban'd for Loving me soooo much :P !!!!

[VampQueen]

Banned for saying the truth! :oops:

[Iamsix]

Banned because you and Steve-O's last posts were sooo syrupy, they would kill a diabetic if the got within 50 feet of a computer from the shear amount of sugar involved

[Steve-o]

Hahhahaha !!!!! Banned for sayin' the darn truth !!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

[Tetsujin]

Steve-o banned for not being a super villan! :twisted:

[Steve-o]

Hmmmm .... banned for givin' me a good idea :twisted: ...........

[Tetsujin]

Banned! And only unbanned if you hook up with some of that royalty money from your new amazing idea of doom!

[vckums]

Banned cause he made me sit with a gnome!

[Boondock]

banned cause she won't test her stun gun out on herself

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/rod3678/GIF/banne.gif

[Yo Mama]

Banned because I haven't had the privilege of banning you yet. So I take it.

[Steve-o]

Banned for bein' my online Mom :D . :twisted:

[VampQueen]

Banned for still having an online mommy! You're old! :lol:

[Steve-o]

Hahahahaha ........ you're right !!!! :( :lol:

Banned for messing with my head this whole darn week !!!!! :twisted:

[VampQueen]

Banned for having a cool new sig! 8) (that distracts me every time I look at your posts.... :evil: :lol: )

[Steve-o]

Hahahaha ....... I made it to remind ya that I whoop'd venom's arse :P :lol: .

Banned for not makin' a cool sig for the both of us !!!!! :twisted: :P

[VampQueen]

Banned for STILL not realizing avatar/sig making is just not my gift! :P :lol:

[Steve-o]

Awww ....... please babe ....... do one for me :D ..... <333


Banned for sayin' a lie :P :lol:

[Bitchkoma]

Banned for not working on Jasn's banner thingy.

[Steve-o]

Banned for sayin' that to me !!!!
I'm the f'n Boss around here !!!! :P :lol:

[VampQueen]

Banned for being soooo bossy. :roll: :lol:

[Steve-o]

I've gotta act that role out babe ... or I'll lose my job as admin. :lol:


Banned for sayin' that to me !!!!!!
I'm your darn BF !!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :twisted:

[VampQueen]

Banned for being an admin. :P (hope admin Steve doesn't ban me for real :oops: )

[Steve-o]

Hahahaha I won't ban ya for real ....... unless ya dump me :P :lol:


Steve bans Mod Hannah for no good reason !!!!!!

[VampQueen]

Banned for some good reason. (I just don't know what)

[Steve-o]

Banned for bein' so darn sexy !!!! ( I think I know why ;) )

[Yo Mama]

Banned because the hormones are getting thick around here. :lol:

[Steve-o]

Banned for sayin' the truth !!!! :P

[Tetsujin]

Everyone banned, it smells of teen spirit up in this bizzich! :evil:

[Iamsix]

Corey....You know who your master is???? Right???? Therefore you are banned

[mojo]

Banned because i fucked up and posted in the wrong thread

[Yo Mama]

Banned for fucking up.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/Z-1/Missmanners.jpg

We don't do that here. :lol:

[Iamsix]

Banned for importing that henious image to this hallowed place

[Steve-o]

Banned for bannin' my "online Mom " :twisted: !!!

[Iamsix]

Banned because it is way past time for you to cut the apron strings

[Steve-o]

Banned for bein' Six !!!!!! :twisted: